The cyclist and the pedestrian

The cyclist and the pedestrian collided on the street

The cyclist and the pedestrian, what an unfortunate way to meet

What the f%#k are you doing! 

It’s a footpath! the pedestrian grumbles, 

On the footpath, the cyclist’s dazed

But the cyclist isn’t humbled

Instead the cyclist argues, the footpath is for all to share

And even if it isn’t, you’re still gonna find me there

Cos I’m a cyclist, I’ll do what I like, 

I’ll make my own rules, 

keep peddling on my bike

And it’s you’re fault if you get in my way, should have been paying more attention, should be off your phone, 

should have stayed home today

I ride with the wind flowing through my helmet 

It’s the closest thing to flying

I’m winning at life, I’m alive, I’m free as a bird

Cos of that I just can’t stop smiling....

So f#%$ing get out of my way!!!