The cyclist and the pedestrian collided on the street
The cyclist and the pedestrian, what an unfortunate way to meet
What the f%#k are you doing!
It’s a footpath! the pedestrian grumbles,
On the footpath, the cyclist’s dazed
But the cyclist isn’t humbled
Instead the cyclist argues, the footpath is for all to share
And even if it isn’t, you’re still gonna find me there
Cos I’m a cyclist, I’ll do what I like,
I’ll make my own rules,
keep peddling on my bike
And it’s you’re fault if you get in my way, should have been paying more attention, should be off your phone,
should have stayed home today
I ride with the wind flowing through my helmet
It’s the closest thing to flying
I’m winning at life, I’m alive, I’m free as a bird
Cos of that I just can’t stop smiling....
So f#%$ing get out of my way!!!
